Feb 06
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just another angry white boy

Once in a great while, something catches my eye to the extent that I feel the need to post about it. Unfortunately, I usually ignore that impulse, and completely forget that I had ever come across it. I never intended to include a whole lot of political discussion on my site, but it seems as though it’s one of the few things that actually interests me enough that I take the time to type out my thoughts. I was reading an article earlier today, published in the Washington Times, that takes on the debate over presidential powers. I don’t know why, but I really like reading articles that actually put things into context. One of the article’s quotes really struck me as a nice summation of the way I feel about the issue:

“When you compare the Bush administration and its response to the attacks of 9/11 to what previous presidents have done in wartime, I think the Bush administration has acted with a fair amount of restraint,” Mr. Yoo said. “The administration in a way has become a victim of its own success, because if there had been another 9/11, I think the demands for aggressive policies would be great.”

You know when a UC Berkeley professor defends a Republican administration — let alone the Bush administration — there’s going to be hell to pay. He’s probably strapped to a telephone pole right now, with a swastika painted on his forehead. But, I digress.

I find it much more troubling that Lincoln suspended habeas corpus during the Civil War, and that FDR wrangled up 120,000 Japanese/Japanese-Americans (62% of whom were American citizens) into “War Relocation Camps” during WWII. There are currently 300,000,000 Americans. We’re talking about an administration that authorized the wiretapping of dozens of citizens. Not millions, not thousands, not hundreds. Dozens. It wasn’t every single American citizen, as in the Civil War, and it wasn’t everyone who appeared to have certain physical characteristics, as in WWII — these were people that government agencies had identified as potential threats, directly after the worst terrorist attack on American soil. You can argue back and forth about the legality of the wiretaps, and there are legitimate arguments on both sides, but when the chips are down — as they were after 9/11 and they continue to be today — I’d gladly let my government compromise the privacy of 0.00000024% of the population (assuming 6 dozen people were wiretapped) if it means we have a lesser chance, as a country of three hundred million, to have to deal with anything like 9/11 ever again.

I’ll even go so far as to invite the NSA to include me in their surveillance, provided they can handle endless conversations about dogs, computers, and music without falling asleep. It’s the least I can do for my country.

So, the big question is, did the wiretapping prevent any terrorist activity? I don’t know that we’ll ever know for sure. However, as the quote from the article above states, if the administration hadn’t done this, and there had been attacks, you’d have demonstrators in the street asking why the president didn’t do what was necessary to protect the nation. And they’d be citing the decisive actions of Lincoln and Roosevelt as precedent.


Author: Joey
Jun 22
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i hope i don’t have to do this again for a long, long time

I’m sure most people who know me personally — and let’s be honest, you’re the only people who actually read this thing — have learned by now that we had to put our 12-year-old Boxer, Macy, to sleep this morning. When I say “we,” I mean “my family.” She was the third — and arguably the sweetest — dog my family ever owned. Anyway, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention it here, regardless of how many of you I vented to today. I just wanted a permanent reminder of what a fantastic companion she was.

I admit I wasn’t a big fan of Boxers before I met Macy. Simply put, I thought they were ugly. I remember my mom and sister coming home from a pet adoption center one afternoon, raving about this adorable dog they’d seen. We’d just put our previous dog, a Miniature Schnauzer named Gretchen, to sleep a few days prior, and I wasn’t sure I was ready to get attached to another dog so quickly. Again, until I met Macy. We immediately took a trip back to the adoption center, played with her for a while, and that was pretty much all she wrote. From that moment forward, she was as much a part of our family as any of us.

I even have a scar to remind me of that day. Macy and I were spending some time getting to know each other, just roughhousing in the living room. I leaned forward, and she leapt upwards at the exact same time. Her teeth met the bridge of my nose, and the result was quite a bit of blood. The scar is hardly visible now, and fading every year. Regardless, I doubt I’ll ever forget how quickly she showed me who’s boss. It’s just one of those things, you know?

I’ll miss you, Macy. Very much.


Author: Joey
Jun 17
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i heart howard dean

With the recent revelation that George W. Bush actually had higher grades at Yale University than John Kerry, I was thinking that the Dems just couldn’t get any dumber. And then Howard Dean opened his mouth. You know, with all the high-profile Hollywood types practically foaming at the mouth for a Democratic president, you would think they’d offer some help to the Dems in the P.R. arena: like, say, telling Dean to shut his pie hole.

As much as it pains me to see a such a highly visible politician with explosive and uncontrollable verbal diarrhea, it actually gives me a sense of serenity…as if a huge burden has been lifted. When you’re oblivious to such trivial things as “public opinion” and “common sense,” others can finally stop spending so much time convincing everyone that they’re better. As a fervent supporter of the principles of democracy, I would hate to see one of the two major parties in the U.S. fade into obscurity, but it looks like they’re determined to do so on their own. Free will is a wonderful thing.

Now, I’m not going to tell you how I came across the following piece of information, but let’s just say that it involved hanging out in a Starbucks, taking an Art History class, buying an Apple computer, wearing a beret, and hugging a tree. Here is the top-secret plan for the Democratic Party for the next 3 years:

1) Polarize the Democratic party through mindless, discriminatory comments about half of the 295+ million citizens of the United States.
2) Release a single white dove.
3) Further polarize not only the party, but the entire nation by nominating Hillary Clinton for President.
4) Give up.

The plans are already in place. All that’s left is the execution of that plan. It will begin with the next Howard Dean interview. Forget Drudge, or CNN, or FoxNews. You read it here first:

Reporter:  What sort of challenges do you see facing the Democratic Party in preparation for ‘08?
Dean:  REPUBLICANS EAT BABIES. YEEEEEAAAAAWWWWW!!!
Reporter:  Thank you.

Viva la Implosion!


Author: Joey
Feb 21
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dr. gonzo (1937-2005)

The Good DoctorFarewell, Good Doctor. One of the greatest journalists in my lifetime, Hunter Stocton Thompson, passed away late Sunday night, apparently from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. More details here. As a unique individual, a journalist, and a fellow Kentuckian (and dyed-in-the-wool Kentucky Wildcat fan, much like myself), I’ve felt his influence for a good portion of my life. Like most others, I’ve never pretended to understand exactly what went on in his head. And, after reading most of his books, multitudes of essays and ramblings, and his frequent articles on ESPN.com, I can now officially say that I’m no closer to understanding him than I was 10 years ago. Much like watching a Farrelly brothers movie, the fun lies in not understanding and not caring.

I’ll miss his…uhh…”refreshing” views on the state of American politics. I’ll miss him betting enormous sums of money on the University of Kentucky to win the NCAA basketball tournament just about every year. And I’ll definitely miss his quest to invent new sports, such as “Shotgun Golf”. Nothing says “Gonzo” quite like drinking copious amounts of bourbon and playing golf with shotguns.

And so, Hunter, “call on God, but row away from the rocks.”


Author: Joey
Feb 16
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dogs love trucks

My BabyFinally got me a digital camera, so I thought I’d take some pics of my truck. Here’s a good one…may post more when I get a chance. It’s a 2001 Ford Explorer Sport Trac 4×4, pearl blue (looks kinda black in this pic, but it’s not). Click on the image to see it in my gallery. Just bought a new stereo system for it yesterday, so I’ll post the specs and the pics of that when I get around to installing it (probably sometime this weekend).


Author: Joey